Everything Wrong With Chicken Little

Disclaimer: This deviation is a inspiration to Cinema Sins' Everything Wrong With series. If you're not familiar with their humor, I suggest you go watch that first. With that in mind, this countdown means no offense to anybody whom made this in question. Its for entertainment purposes only. All content goes to their rightful owners. 

1) [Walt Disney opening appears] 17 seconds of the logo.
2) Voice: [clears throat] "Now, where to begin?" Narration. 
3) Voice: "How many times you have heard that to begin a story?" 26 seconds in and we got a "breaking the forth wall" joke. 
4) [The Loin King opening appeared, until it stops] Voice: "No, I don't think so. Sounds familiar. Doesn't it to you?" Oh ha ha ha....how ironic.
5) [Opening shows a cliched book] Voice: "Oh no, not the book. How many have seen opening the book before?" As much as I agree with the "narrator", can we just get started with the movie already? 
6) Voice: "Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worse?" Not so subtle foreshadowing.
7) Also, this is the only time we ever heard of the narrator. Filler much?
8) (Chicken Little appears ringing the bell) Chicken Little: [shouting] "Run for your lives! Everyone, run for cover!" Well, that was quick. 
9) [Everyone starts panicking as Chicken Little keep ringing the bell, leading the drastic measures] "Instead of simply asked the kid what's going on, we're just just gonna run around in circles and show pointless jokes!" Draginkyle44: "You know, the fire truck moment be awesome if This was in G.T.A 5."
10) [Movie theater shows Indiana Jones film] Draginkyle44: "Was that Indiana Jones? Great, its one of those bad movies that shows a good movie that I could be watching. Teen Titans Go did this better when they show the original show; and those were some of the worse jokes of the TTG."
11) Firehouse Dog:[after crash] "Chicken Little! What is it?! What's going on?!" Oh, so NOW you ask him that question when you could've done that before.  
12) Chicken Little: [yelling] "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" Henny Penny reference. Better yet, that's basically what this movie's based off from. 
13) Citizen #1: "The sky is falling?" Citizen #2: "Are you crazy?!" Those two citizens would be great at Cinema Sins.
14) (Chicken Little rapidly got outside from the building he's on and bring the citizens to the tree)  What the? How the heck did Chicken Little manage to get down from the building that fast? 

15) (As Chicken Little explains the situation..) Chicken Little: [studdering] "And then it hit me on the head..." (Acorn fall onto his head) "That look just like a stop sign..."   "Ah ha ha ha! That guy got hit with a cocount!" 
16) (Buck Cluck appears) Oh boy...here we go. Draginkyle44: "This Is Buck and I wish he was dead."
17) Buck Cluck: [after showing the acorn, whispers to Chicken Little] "Quiet son. This is embarrassing enough already." [Later on in the scene...] "Kids do crazy stuff." Draginkyle44: " FATHER OF THE GOD DAMN YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!!!"
18) Also, if you do indeed believe it was a accident and understandably saying he's a kid, why not just console your son? Because abandoning him isn't a better option. Plus, "I'm more worried about my reputation than the situation and neglect my son for it instead of simply ask." Lastly, "parental-neglect" cliche.
19) Plus, the public kinda had a right to blame you. Where the heck were you when this happened? 
20) Reporter #1: "Chicken Little, what were you thinking?" Reporter #2: "Why would put your town's safety in jeopardy?" Reporter #3: "How can you mistake a stop sign for a acorn?" Despite having good points, all this commotion over for an acorn? Seriously? And I thought the Bottomites wreaking havoc over for a sea-burger was ridiculous. 
21) Thus, most of you citizens freak out and caused destruction that Chicken Little inadvertedently caused. Speaking of which, what's up with his shuttering? Is that supposed to funny at all?
22) (After everyone lefted...) Chicken Litte: "You gotta believe me...." "Don't stop believing!" 

23) Draginkyle44: "Okay I don't Hate Zach Braff As Little. He's alright, but he sounds nothing like a kid. He would make more sense if they get Scott Menville, Greg Cipes, or Danny Cooksey to voice him. Because those are voice actors at least sound like children." 
24) [One year later appears on the screen, shows a movie sign] Crazy Little Chicken The Movie? Wow, talking about mean-spirited! I mean, I get why people disliked him for the incident after the previous scene, but making a non-existent film based on his shame is illogically even worse.
25) And wow....over a year?! Man, I can already imagine the amazing amount of cruelty been given to Chicken Little already.
26) Buck Cluck: [embarrassed] "A movie? A movie? They're making a movie? When? When will everybody forget your big mistake?" Even Buck finds this illogical, and he's the one talking! 
27) Judging what the movie sounds like, its gonna fall flat nor its interesting, I guess. Watching a film about a small chicken's head been knocked by a acorn is much like watching short YouTube videos.
28) (Buck continues speaking as he's driving) Buck Cluck: "First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it.....the Website, the commemorative plates." I stand corrected! First off, the citizens are s to Chicken Little.
29) Second, we interrupt this movie to bring you Product Placement! 
30) Third, pointless unexplained jokes in the background.
31) (Yellow puff-fish droves around Buck's car) Discount Mrs. Puff. 
32) (Scene shows Oakey Oaks sign) Best acorns in the universe? I get that acorns are used for making more trees, but even more foreshadowing. 
33) Buck Cluck: "There's the bumper sticker. Ha, I knew for a minute is was a matter of time. Billboards I live with, posters I can even live with, but a bumper sticker, its....its glued on forever." So, seeing your child in a mean-spirited bumper sticker is a major issue, but billboards and posters aren't? Draginkyle44: "Alright, then move to a different place or stand up for your son! Plus I bet that movie would be better then the movie we're watching.

34) Chicken Little: "Look Dad, it doesn't even matter. Why? Because I got a plan." Buck Cluck: "Yeah, about that that, but...remember I told you it be better if you just to lay low for a while? Don't call all attention on yourself, alright?" Despite have a point, your son's basically telling you that he needs to restore his reputation and support from you. Yes, you're saying that he shouldn't cause more trouble, but in reality, you wanted him to remain hidden from the world.
35) Chicken Little: (After getting dropped off...) "That's it. Today is a new day." "A new day of unnecessary cruelty up ahead." 
36) [Bus arrived from the street and Chicken Little just about to head to it, until many students rapidly got in there first, filling it up] Okay, where did those children come from? There's no exact way they were running towards the bus in the previous scene. 
37) [Song One Little Slip plays] As much I liked the song, its very ironic towards the situation Chicken Little is going through right now.
38) [Title appears] Roll credits! 
39) [Chicken Little goes through several obstacles to get to school] We interrupt this movie to bring you the most typical underdog story montage since Diary of a Wimpy Kid. 
40) None of the students outside the school never seem to notice or even heard the obvious chicken without pants near the bushes. How convenient. 
41) Plus, movie steals the underwear joke from Spongebob. What's even the point of the underwear joke to begin with? 
42) [Chicken Little used the soda to blast towards the door] I'll admit, that's actually a clever idea to head to a window, but if I think about it, that must have a been awful lot of navigating for a little guy like him. 
43) [Scene shows Chicken Little in his locker creating new pants made of his paperwork] Draginkyle44: "Paper pants. I bet that would be a story for a Season 10 episode of Spongebob." 

44) (Inside the classroom...) [Scene shows Runt of the Litter] Runt: "Dropped my pencil." (Tries to reach it, but fails and fell onto his back)  Ha ha ha...what a nice insult to those who suffered obesity. Draginkyle44: "Get it?! Because he's fat! That's funny."

45) (Fish Out of Water appeared) Draginkyle44: "Fish is well be taken as the weird kid of the group. He's like Dil from the Rugrats' squeal series All Grown Up, expect not funny or a good character." 
46) (Abby Mallard appears) "Look, everybody! Its Jessie from Toy Story voicing Abby!" 
47) [Scene shows Chicken Little's chair all empty] Foxy Loxy: [coughs] "Tardy again." Mr. Woolensworth: "Tardy again." I'm just gonna get this scene over with since nobody had the idea that having someone tardy would lead to trouble. SKIP! 
48) (In the gym...) Coach: "We split into two teams: Popular vs. Unpoplular." Runt: "Couch?" Couch: "Yeah, Unpopular?" Runt: "Uh...shouldn't we review safety guidelines?" Couch: "Sure! Hit the pig, kids!" Draginkyle44: "WOW! Even the coach is a jerk."
50) [Everyone starts throwing dodgeballs] We interrupt this movie to bring you Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. 
51) Abby: [To Runt] "Just do what Fish is doing!" [Everybody Dance Now plays as Fish dodges the dodgeballs] Draginkyle44: "Oh great! Pop-culture references. Yes, this movie is like a Dreamworks movie, expect Walt Disney!"
53) Also, discount Shark Tale's Oscar. 
54) [Chicken Little enters the scene] Huh...its must have been hours since Chicken Little manage to get out of the locker, unless we've seen one of those deleted scenes where his friends took him out to explain why. 
55) [Chicken Little and Abby spoke to each other while playing dodgeball] Ah look! A talking head scene! 
56) Abby: "You said the sky was falling. Your dad didn't support you." Chicken Little: "I..."  Abby: "And you have been hurting inside ever since, right?" Thank you for rounding up what we already know, Abby! 
57) Plus, I already know where this writing's going. Main underdog wants to put a end of his humiliation, wants to make his Dad proud, friends tell him several points, and something bad is gonna happen later. I mean no offense to the writers, but we've seen these kind of plots before. 
58) (After Abby talks about the nut part...) Abby: "You see what I 'm saying?" Chicken Little and Runt mirror what the audience reacted to this scene. 
59) Abby: "Here's the main thing. You got to stop messing around and deal with the problem." I get Abby is basically saying that Chicken Little needs to straight things out to his father, but messing around? It looks like he's already to come up with idea to fix the mistake if you ask me. 
60) [Fish imitates King Kong] We interrupt this movie to bring you King Kong. 
61) Fish managed to make a paper-made tower in a matter of seconds. 
62) Abby: "I guess only girls are good at honest communication and sensitivity." That's sexist. 
63) [Abby gets hit by a dodgeball by Foxy; others laugh in result] Were the rest of the students watching the entire thing Abby did to Chicken Little after we've seen them with phones that should've alarm somebody the entire time?
64) [Goosey Loosey shaken Chicken Little and thrown him to a window like a rubber band]  NOPE! That should've broken his entire body; and he didn't get any damages on him because movie. 
65) Some scenes of the children has been reused in the same scene. 
66) (After Chicken Little fallen onto the fire alarm and water sprinkled all over the students...)  Don't run around in circles, you sadistic idiots! Just get him off the fire alarm! 
67)[Chicken Little watched as everyone lefted and his pants fall of because of the water] "AAAH! My pants!" 
68) Before I forget, Abby, Fish, and Runt earlier was just about to save Chicken Little, but Goosey Loosey intervenes and scared them off. Wow! Some confident friends they are. 
69) (Outside the Office....) Principal Fetchit: "Not showing up in class, and inappropriate school attire! And he fights in class, then the fire alarm? Every since that sky-falling incident, he's been nothing but trouble!" Draginkyle44: "Is that Wallace Shawn? Man, would you stop wasting actors in this movie!?"
70) [Scene shows baseball materials involving Buck Cluck]  Principal Fetchit: "You were once Buck "Ace" Cluck. Our school's baseball star." How convenient. 
71) Back on topic, most of the events we've seen earlier isn't entirely his fault. Yes, fighting is wrong, but Chicken Little has every right to stand up for himself for not catching a break of torment. Don't you hate it when the tormented gets blamed for everything? 
72) (In the car after Chicken Little decided to join the baseball team...) Buck Cluck: "Just please don't get your hopes up too high." Draginkyle44: "OH SCREW UP!!!!!!!!! Your son wants to be up in this world because he's picked on and is the black sheep of the city for stupid reasons, and your saying try not to keep your hope's up high. Static's Dad From Static Shock needs to kick your @$$ and teach you how to be in his life!"
73) [All I Know plays as the sad scene progressed] Draginkyle44: "Okay, I'm not going to lie, this is a really good moment and song is good and fits. Too bad I wish the movie was like this." 
74) Chicken Little: "Come on. All I need is a chance." "You just gotta give me a chance!" 
75) [Baseball montage appears]  Draginkyle44: "MONTAGE!!! MONTAGE!!!"
76) Throughout the montage, isn't there a rule where you at least respect your fellow teammates? Because obviously, it seems that Foxy is taking all the credit and Chicken Little gets the downside. That's not exactly how baseball works. 
77) Chicken Little's "I hate you guys" face. Justifiable, but still a sin. 
78) [Fish appears with paint onto himself, acts like a football player] "Yeah!" 
79) Announcer: "After nine grueling innings, and several players out of injuries, the acorns are scrapping the bottom of the rustier."  Wow...and I thought the real baseball injuries were that bad. 
80) Those two dogs showing the cards to Turkey Lurkey are discount Men In Black agents. 
81) Announcer: "Clearly a long tide, folks. Little hasn't been out to bat once, since joining the team." "Because nobody care if he tried." 
82) Just like the gym scenes, most scenes throughout the game has been reused. Error on the screenplay, I guess.
83) Couch: "Just take the walk, don't swing." Draginkyle44: "Okay, we all know he's not going to listen to the coach and is going to hit the ball."
84) (After Chicken Little hits the ball in slow motion and everyone gasped...) Announcer: "Take away my squeaky toy! Its a hit!" Turkey Lurkey: "A hit?" Couch: "A hit?" Chicken Little: "A hit?" Crowd: "A hit?" Draginkyle44: "Oh come on! Its a Baseball! Its not Raven from Teen Titans controlling the Ball." 
85)  Seriously? Baseball cliches? Let's see...two strikes (1), stuck in the daze (2), headed the wrong way (3), everybody goes ballistic over it (4), swings and hit the ball on his third go (5), and wins in a landslide, barely reaching the goal (6). Six cliches in a row, eh? Well then, add six sins. 
91) [Everyone cheers] Draginkyle44:  "The baseball winning scene when C.L.'s  team wins. There's a Daniel Bryan Joke somewhere."  
92) [Everybody heads to Chicken Little, alongside with a mug filled with a sport drink] Announcer: "There's a new winner in town, and his name is Chicken Little!" "Screw the obvious professional baseball player who got us this far. This guy is our new town hero, everybody!" No seriously, where's the logic for this?

93) Discount Gatorade; or Powerade if you prefer that drink. 
94) Buck Cluck: "That's my boy out there! That's my boy!" "My boy..." 
95) Draginkyle44: "Oh now you love him.   you Buck." 
96) [Chicken Little imitates "We Are the Champions" in his room] Chicken Little: "I am the champion!" "No time for losers! 'Cos we are the champions!" 
97) [Chicken Little and Buck Cluck imitates baseball] SKIP! 
98) Does anybody felt like everybody in town only liked him for hitting the ball? Sure, its a home run, but still. Plus, what would happened if Chicken Little didn't win? Gee, I can imagine all the implications already.
99) Chicken Little has plenty of time and confidence to tell his father about his behavior, but that won't happen because...movie. 
100) [The star somehow gets closer to Chicken Little and hits him]  Okay, no! That totally should've massively damaged him and Buck could've heard the sound right about now. Why isn't the little chicken heavily damaged why other animals does?! 
101) [Chicken Little hides the probe from Buck Cluck] "Instead of telling my father about the probe and why I yelled, I'm just gonna play the "hide the probe" game so I won't get tormented the next day."  
102) [Scene shows Abby and Runt doing karaoke] Draginkyle44: "Okay um....awkward moment!"
103) [Chicken Little shows his friends the probe] Ah look! Filler! 
104) [Chicken Little, Abby, and Runt ran downstairs following the light-stick in the air, running into Buck] Abby: "Chicken Little has something to tell you! Come on! He can handle it!" "I already acknowledged that he's not gonna tell him, and I could've just tell him myself."   
105) [Chicken Little, Abby, and Runt followed the light-stick] "Rolling around at the speed of sound! Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow!"
106) [Light-stick starts to spin around, revealing a spaceship afterwards] Draginkyle44: "Aliens are in this movie. OKAY!" 
107) [Aliens came out of the spaceship] We interrupt this movie to bring every generic alien movie in existence. In this case and what Runt referenced earlier, Alien. 
-106)Okay, I'll admit, the animation and soundtrack of the the spaceship reveal is very good. Even the designs on the aliens and the inside of the UFO are creative. Sin retracted. 
107) [Fish appears in the UFO's windshield] How the heck did these aliens didn't detect any suspicion when a certain intruder is inside? 
108) (Inside the spaceship, when the group finds out they're next on the alien's hit list) Draginkyle44: "Okay yeah. They're screwed." 

109) Abby: [while running] "Okay, that's it! We're running back to your house and you're gonna tell your dad!" HOW THE FLYING  IS A ROOSTER GONNA DO WITH A ALIEN INVASION?! 
110) [Runt gets stuck in the entrance] What's up with the fat jokes in this movie? I get they were supposed to make the kids laugh, but I find them unnesseasry. 
111) Despite enjoying the chase scene, we interrupt this movie to bring you Children of the Corn. 
112) Abby: [Sees the school bell] "The school bell! We got to ring the school bell to warn everyone!" How convenient. 
113) Why is Fish the only one who seems to enjoy the possible tragedy? I guess he loves the excitement within the situation. 
114) [Scene shows symbol on the cornfield] No comment. 
-113) [Runt smashing the soda machine] Runt: [shouting] "YOU WORK!" [Soda bottle gets out of the machine]  That's actually pretty funny! Sin retracted. 
114) [Chicken Little flashbacks before ringing the bell] "Flashback-within-a-dream" cliche. 
115) These aliens has the same sound weakness as the Symbiotes. 
116) Turkey Lurkey: "Oh look. A penny."  REALLY?! 
117) Camera Dog: "Well, at least we can sell the video to Chickens Gone Wild." Draginkyle44: "Chickens Gone Wild? What???"
118)  (After Chicken Little tried to tell the truth...) Chicken Little: "You gotta believe me this time." Buck Cluck: "No, son. I don't." Draginkyle44: "Oh you! You know what! I want to be angry, but I switch to I don't care anymore!"
119) This has gotta be the most mean-spirited scene I ever seen in this movie, and the way Buck says here could've easily scar most children. Thus, the worst part is that Chicken Little DIDN'T see the aliens alone. So basically everyone's expecting him to stop being a total psycho, despite the fact this time there's actual trouble coming! 
120) Where is the logic within this film? Obviously these guys never heard of the term "common sense." Speaking of which,lets recap. While Chicken Little is trying to show his innocence, the entire world around him is filled with mean-spirited people. Judging how the movie is progressed, none of this would've happened if Chicken Little didn't alarm anybody at the beginning. Of course, Chicken Little didn't even done anything to them maliciously or well-deserving of the treatment has been given to. Setting him up as the town's main embarrassment and an upcoming movie is the most cruelest circumstance I have ever seen. That's like if you punish something who just made an opinion on something. If this happened in real-life, then the poor guy would've committed suicide due of not only the harsh treatment, but the abandonment of his own parent. Most of the citizens' actions towards Chicken Little are highly unjustified and illogical, especially Buck's; whom I'm not taking the "Dead-parent" cliche as an excuse. Abby, Runt, and Fish are basically your typical outsider gang who stands next to Chicken Little no matter what happens, since they're the only people that liked him. Since this film's logic is bogus, I'mgoing to add ten sins. 
130) [Buck Cluck getting hate calls and hate-mail] SKIP! 

131) [Scene shows Chicken Little siting on a log] "Lonely...I'm Mr. Lonely. I have nobody....for my own..."
132) (After the young alien [Kirby] is exposed...) Runt: "Darth Vader is Luke's father?!" Draginkyle44:  "Again, I could be watching that movie then this."
133) Yeah, I'm not taking the bulling logic of Fish understanding Kirby's language. At least show subtitles on what they're saying.
-125) [Alien armada begins and Its The End Of The World play] I'm taking away eight sins for these scenes. Why? Because at least it gives the citizens a piece of their own medicine and Chicken Little told Buck off immediately. 
126) (Inside the theater, where C.L. and Buck are arguing....) [Abby enters the scene]  Abby: "What are you guys doing? We got to get out of here! Its like-Its like War of the Worlds out there!" Draginkyle44: "Oh my god! When are they going to learn to stop referencing things that we want to watch in this movie?! Teen Titans Go did this better!" 
127) Abby: "We are under attack! Would you stop messing around and deal with the problem?!" Abby's reaction to this scene is exactly how I felt right now. 
128) Also, baseball has been mention only once. 
129) I'm glad that Chicken Little slap some sense into his father, but what sucks is that Buck's redemption felt a little shoehorned. 
130) The young alien's name is a obvious reference to .
131) [Chicken Little held Abby] "By the way, I like to say I always find you extremely attractive." "What....?!"Draginkyle44: "Little and Abby kiss even though they don't have romantic feelings. Tails and Amy have more romantic moments then this." 
132) [Outside the theater] These aliens have the Stoomtroopers' aim of fire. 
133) [One of the aliens get zapped back] Wait a minute, trash can lids and reverse the blast of the zappers? Why didn't anybody in town though of that? 
134) (In the building where Chicken Little first rung the bell...) Remember back at Sin #14 where Chicken Little ran out of the building as quick as possible? Now we know how he got down the stairs, even though its impossible. 
135) [Buck falls flat on exhaustion]  Draginkyle44: "Failed stairs joke."
136) [Chicken Little stick himself to the wall and made it to the top] Discount Spider-Man. 
137) For a fun fact, the designs and colors of the alien robots are very similar to Incredibles' Omnidroid. And for a sad fact, the actor whom played Turkey Lurkey was Don Knotts, whom recently passed away. Rest in peace, Don. 
138) (Inside the ship...) [Three red eyes appeared] We interrupted this movie to bring you The Wizard of Oz and discount Inside Out's Anger (before he was made). 
139) Buck Cluck: "You're the one that lefted him behind! That's bad parenting! And I should know!" Irony. 
140) Tina: [To Melvin] "It was just a big misunderstanding." Draginkyle44: "SO...this invasion was all a giant misunderstanding. Lame!" 
141) [Aliens came out of the robot suits] More celebrity cameos? First Indiana Jones, now this? Draginkyle44: "Patrick Warburton? WHY!?"
142) [Scene show Melvin's watch] Melvin: "We better get a move on." Draginkyle44: "Mickey Mouse Cameo." 

143) Buck Cluck: "Oh son, these people from Hollywood! And one thing that they never do is mess with a good story." Tell all that to Hollywood's worst films. 
144) [New movie appears in the movie theater one year later] Draginkyle44: "Why isn't this the movie we should be watching?" 
145) Commander Little: "Status Report, Mr. Fish." Draginkyle44: "Just when thought they couldn't waste more famous people. They wasted Adam West."
146) So Runt likes Foxy Loxy's new self? That's weird....
147) [End Credits scene appeared] Counting the "Breaking Your Heart" segment, over six minutes of credits.

Sins counted: 147

Sentence: Kentucky Fried Chicken (with Buck Cluck inside) 

Oh boy, the third chart has finally arrived! So then,  I hope everyone enjoy this! If anybody liked this movie despite the sins, I'l respect your opinions.  Please leave a comment for anymore sins! Thank you. 

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